Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux.
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When your write scripts, debug code or deloy software there comes a point of boredomeness beyond fun. This is the time to install fortune and get a smile in the detection time of a keystroke.

And if you want your bash scripts to output something nice after it finished work, just put this on the line after your Shebang.
[bash]#!/bin/env bash
trap $(hash fortune && echo fortune) SIGINT SIGTERM EXIT
[/bash]
And if you like if colorfull and crazy.
[bash]
#!/bin/env bash
function fun {
hash fortune && hash cowsay && hash toilet && clear && fortune | cowsay -f apt | toilet --gay -f term
}
trap fun SIGINT SIGTERM EXIT
[/bash]
Be sure to install fortune, cowsay and toilet.